Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Solosex Hotline Updated

TWENTY TWO new messages are uploaded to the Solosex Hotline, masturbators. Edge your needy penises to them.

Oh and a real update is coming this week (if I can stop masturbating long enough to write it).

Nothing is more important than penis pleasure.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Solosex Hotline Updated

I've added SIXTY FIVE new messages to the Solosex Hotline that were left in the past few months! Sorry I've been so lax in updating, but my schedule has me running about 65-70 hours per week now and the time I do spend at the computer is spent masturbating my PENIS so much that I just haven't had time to update. Things are still great, they're just really busy. Thankfully my PENIS is always with me for comfort!

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Fantasy vs. Reality

I heard from another masturbator the other day and he said that he can't believe I spend 90% of my time masturbating.  When do I sleep? How do I eat?  How do I pay my bills?  I had to remind him that I never said I masturbate that much.  I do, however, spend a very large percentage of my FREE TIME masturbating and looking at porn.  It varies from week to week, but on average I'd say it's probably anywhere from 70% to 90%.  I do have other responsibilities in my life, though, just like everyone else.  I have personal and professional obligations that limit the amount of my life I can completely give over to my penis, but when I do have time to myself chances are I'm indulging in masturbatory bliss.  The handful of other interests I have always take a backseat to it.

To be honest, since moving I've had to rearrange a lot of my masturbation time.  I expected it though, so it hasn't been too bad.  I'm slowly figuring out my routine in my new home.  Also, having a masturbator partner like Jack really helps me keep porn and masturbation at the front of my mind, even when I'm doing other stuff.  Our computers are right next to each other so it's not uncommon for one of us to be surfing excessive amounts of porn and feeding our penis while the other is working on something else.  I can masturbate whenever I want, and so can he.  It's exactly what I want in a masturbationship, and so far we're both really happy with everything.

I've had a lot of questions about the move and what it's like living with a masturbator like Jack and I promise I'll update more soon, brothers.  (When I'm not edging myself stoopid, that is!)  Keep stroking!

Masturbate.  Masturbate more.  Masturbate more penis.  Masturbate more penis to porn.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Solosex Hotline Updated

After a not-so-brief hiatus to move and get settled in, I've finally gotten the Solosex Hotline updated with all of your masturbatory messages!  There are THIRTY SIX new messages to listen to and stroke your penis along with, so you'd better get started.  Thanks to all the masturbators, new and regular, who continued to call in and leave voicemails for us to masturbate to while I was away!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Ask Me Anything: Have You Been Converted To A Cummer Yet?

04/01/2014:  How's it going?  You've not been converted to a cummer yet by your friend?  You're still an addicted solosexual edger for hours and hours each day?  Just trying to keep up with the latest news.
Things are going well, thanks, though I haven't actually moved yet.  That won't be for another few weeks at least.  Jack and I are both very excited to get things going in our masturbationship and our lives together in general.  I assure you, though, Jack hasn't converted me to a cummer.  He won't even try.  That's what's great about this masturbationship:  we both know exactly what we're getting.  He knows I'm a solosexual edger who masturbates to pornography for hours everyday, and he's happy with that.  The same holds true for me.  I know Jack is a filthy fuckin' masturbator who loves strokin' to porn (and the occasional buddybate), and I'm happy with that, too.  It's what attracted us to each other in the first place.